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Meet the Die Hard Dice Team


Picture of a long-haired man holding a twenty sided die in his outstretched hand in an offering gesture.  Key statistics are listed below as: Healthy Skepticism 18, Enginering 16, Memory 8

Castle Overseer, Artificer

Todd Tiemann

When not attending to the finer details of running a castle, Todd can be found at his workbench, buried in experiments, tests, and samples.  One could recreate much Die Hard Dice history by sorting the trinkets that call his workbench home.

Todd has been growing his hair out since the construction of Castle Die Hard.  Some within the castle jest that he has a pact with a long-haired patron that he’s sworn fealty to.  That’s not true of course. His pragmatic nature precludes him from believing in such silliness.  Todd is also afraid to cut his hair.

"Wait, what is a color council?"


Picture of a man with short dark hair holding a sword in one hand and flames coming out of his other hand.   Key statistics are listed below as: Great Ideas 18, Great Explanations 9, Idle Distractions 15

Product Development, Warlock

Chris Call

Can most often be found weaving devious incantations and designs.  He leads the Color Council - a dangerous cabal of spellcasters determined to conquer the Western Reach of the Dicelands.  

When not being finicky over how striking his spells look, he enjoys calligraphy, video games, and helping fellow gamemasters brainstorm for their home games.  He's been told he may be cross classed as a Bard, as he enjoys being a support caster.    

He is ever hopeful that Lego will re-release the Heroica line and is constantly disappointed.

"Promoted on the Color Council!"


Picture of a grinning woman holding a large, 100mm handmade d20.  Key statistics are listed below as: Alchemic Ingenuity 18, Teal Detection 14, Bullshit Detector 16

Product Development, Alchemical Artificer

Mich ‘The Golden Gorgon’

Mich is not your average artificer! When not sequestered in her laboratory, experimenting with tantalizingly alluring creations, she schemes her way up the ladder of the Color Council, waiting for the right moment to usurp the throne.

She’s also working on an audio drama, and creating a new character for this week's game.    

“Don’t mind the snake.  She’s mostly harmless.”


Picture of a long haired woman with a delicate silver crown on her head, looking off into the distance.  Key statistics are listed below as: Organization 15, Merchant Assist 16, Game Addiction 18

Business Relations and Customer Service Manager, Druid

Dayna

She spends her hours assisting fine merchants with the collection of wares for their shops. However, she gets lost in conversation easily and ends up spending too much of her own coin on the magical artifacts she finds there. 

She can be found ranting to her canine familiar about The Lord of the Rings. She hopes to one day live far away from civilization, remaining only close enough to enjoy gaming with friends at the local tavern.

 

“I don’t have a good quote!”


Picture of a man summoning tentacles out of a book he is holding.   Key statistics are listed below as: Curiosity 16, Bad Puns 18, Punctuality 10

Product Specialist, Monk

Nate

Nate is a powerful chronomancer, determined to bring order to the Western Reaches. Something of a new player in the Dicelands, he’s begun working with the Color Council to make certain their designs and machinations are brought to fruition.

When he’s not lecturing on the immutability of time, he enjoys star-gazing, video games, and crafting new libraries of spells to duel his friends. 

Ever curious, he can often be found picking up new hobbies. 

Nate was recently cooled to absolute zero, but he’s 0K now.

“Journey before destination”


"Seriously, though. What is a color council?"

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